Deep Thoughts from Jack
"To me, boxing is like a ballet,
except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit
"If trees could scream, would
we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they
screamed all the time, for no good reason."
"If a kid asks where rain
comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying."
And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him
is "Probably because of something you did."
"If you're a horse, and
someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on
you, I think you should buck him off right away."
"Blow ye winds, Like the
trumpet blows; But without that noise."
"The face of a child can say
it all, especially the mouth part of the face."
"I think in one of my previous
lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I
"We tend to scoff at the
beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally,
to their faces, and this is what annoys me."
"If you ever go temporarily
insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead,
try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be
"If God dwells inside us, like
some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's
what He's getting!"